Que du bonheur!
Au risque que l'on dise de moi que je suis scato voici ma chanson bonne humeur du matin! Elle est tout droit sorti de l'épisode "My musical" de la saison 6 de Scrubs...
JD: Hey Miss Miller, we just need a stool sample
Miss Miller: Why do you need a stool sample if you think I'm just a nut?
JD and Turk: Cause the answer's not in your head my dear, it's in your butt
JD: You see, everything comes down to poo, from the top of your head to the sole of your shoe, we can figure out what's wrong with you by, looking at your poo, TURK!
Turk: Do you have a haemorrhoid or is it rectal cancer? When you flush your dookie down you flush away the answer
JD: It doesn't really matter if it's hard or if it's loose, we'll figure out what's ailing you as long as it's a doose! YES! Everything comes down to poo, cardiovascular and lymphatic, yes the nervous system too!
All: Everything comes down to poo
JD: All across the nation, we trust in defecation, everything comes down to poo Turk: If you want to know what's wrong don't sit and act so cool, just be a man and eat some bread, and drop the kids off at the pool!
Woman 1: My stomach hurts
JD: Check the poo
Woman 2: I sprained my ankle
Turk: Check the poo
Man 1: I was shot
JD: Check the poo
Man 2: A homeless guy threw poo in my eye
Turk: Check the poo
Man 2: Mine or his?!
JD: First him then you!
JD and Turk: It may sound gross, you may say shush, but we need to see what comes out of your tush BECAUSE,
All: Everything comes down to poo, whether it's a tumour or a touch of the flu,
JD and Turk: Please won't you pitch yourself a big, fat clue
Turk: Our number 1 test is your number 2
All: If there's no grease, light a match please, everything comes down to
JD: Doo doo
Turk: Doo doo
JD: Doo doo
Turk: Doo doo
All: Everything comes down to poo!
Je sais j'ai plus 4 ans! Mais la chanson me met de bonne humeur pour commencer la journée... seul hic j'ai tendance à la chanter à voix haute en répétant le refrain en boucle. Ce qui peut provoquer des tendances violentes chez Mister T et qui peut être embarrassant quand des touristes vous regardent étrangement en entendant ce que vous chantez... allez j'assume!